Company Needs Misery

ramblings of a beast

Regarding The Ruffled Dress:

Management would like to clarify the “ruffled dress” is more tier like and flowing and not to be confused with something prom like or like the worm’s shirt.  This is important as our heroine needs to be portrayed as having some sense of style and class even if she is a bit loony. -The Mgt

A Worm In Ruffles

She was just settling down after that dreadful trip to the mall when she heard what sounded like a pebble thrown at the window. She glanced over to see her friend the worm guy (yes, a bug) and he was wearing, his usual cowboy hat and a green plaid shirt with ruffles. “Nice dress you […]

The Mall Pt. 2

She shivered just thinking of the humiliation of it all. The multiple trips to the fitting rooms. Not to mention the war zone conditions the fitting rooms were in. One room even had what appeared and smelled like infant feces on the floor. She herself certainly wasn’t in terrible shape, but like every woman, there […]

The Mall

She would surely be eaten by monsters. No good could come of it. She was going to…The Mall. If things went as planned, she would return with a dress. If not, well, she wasn’t sure she’d live to tell the tale. Stay tuned…

Chair update #2:

It would seem the newly assembled chair has had a setback, upon leaning back, a screw has come loose. Which, was no suprise to the new Mom of said chair, because she too had a screw loose.  Repairs were made and we will keep you informed. The Management

Chair update:

It is with great pleasure that we announce the assembly of one brand new office chair. It was a difficult procedure, but Mother and chair are doing just fine. The Management

Some assembly required

Some assembly required, all tools included. Okay. Simple enough. It was an office chair. She’d assembled plenty of office chairs previously when helping out a fledgling vocational school get set up. No problem. Allen wrenches.  All nicely packaged. Each set of screws nicely pouched and identified. Each part nicely labeled and color coded.  This was going to […]

The Sweetness At The Bottom Of The Pie

During my time of scattered mind, I found that reading was a great way to gather at least some of myself together and focus. I found The Sweetness at the Bottom of the Pie: A Flavia de Luce Mystery by Alan Bradley to be a novel that really kept her attention because it was, for lack of a better […]

And upon waking…

She decided that she was feeling better. No, she decided she was feeling much, much better. Brilliant!

Worm guy pays another visit

She was already having quite the day.  Confetti flying all around she thought…no, that wasn’t it either. She still searched for the perfect analogy to describe her brain in this state but that wasn’t it.  She got up to open the window and get some air when she was startled once again by the little […]

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